FLA. POLICE ARREST SC BOY FOR LOBBING ‘MISSILE’ AT CAR

A South Carolina teen is facing felony charges after police in Florida said he threw a “deadly missile” at a moving vehicle. The deadly missile? A burrito.

The Smoking Gun nabbed a copy of the police report, which said a 15-year-old suspect was arrested Saturday by the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office after he allegedly threw the burrito at another vehicle while it was being passed by the car he was riding in.

Cops discovered burrito remnants inside and outside the vehicle, as well as on the driver, who was not injured when struck by the flying foodstuff (somehow, the driver’s Honda suffered a chipped windshield during the incident).

After tracing the Dodge’s license plate, cops confronted the teenager, who admitted throwing the burrito as a “prank.” He claimed that no other object was thrown at the Honda, though cops concluded that there was evidence that “a hard object caused damage” to Addie’s car.

The admitted burrito tosser, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into jail and later released into his father’s custody.

You can view the entire incident report on TSG’s website by clicking here.

It’s pretty fascinating stuff. Especially the part where the worst thing that happened was the guy’s windshield was chipped and he got some burrito on his car and the kid was charged with a felony.

I wonder where burrito throwers stand in the prison hierarchy? I bet Butch and T-Bag will have a lot of fun coming up with affectionate nicknames for “Burrito Boy” at the old correctional facility.