I WISH SOMEONE WOULD INVENT THIS SO I COULD GET OUT OF SPEEDING TICKETS

So you’re driving down the Interstate, headed to a friend’s house. You’re doing 85 miles per hour because the 65 mile per hour speed limit is way too slow.

Then along comes Officer… let’s call him “Officer Falter,” to completely ruin your day. He’s about to bust you with a hefty fine and some not-so-welcomed points on your driver’s license.

For most people, that scenario would be a problem. But not for you.

Nope… you’re good to go, because you have the Inflatable Mark Sanford doll in the passenger seat:

When the officer asks you if “you got a good reason for going 85,“ you just tell him that you’re driving the governor.

More than likely, the trooper will walk to the passenger side of the vehicle and introduce himself to “Sanford.” You just pull the string, the doll says “Mark Sanford, nice to see you,” and you’re on your way.

So what if you drive a 1991 Buick Station Wagon? Officer Falter will hardly notice that fact when he gets to meet “the governor.”

Now… where can you get one of these? Well, only in Photoshop for now. But hopefully this post will inspire someone to create the Inflatable Mark Sanford so that I too can someday get out of a speeding ticket.