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BLOGGER’S MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES ATTACK NEW TPS
When The Palmetto Scoop launched a brand new site design Monday, the feedback was overwhelmingly positive.
The new look has been met with much approval from readers through comments, emails, texts, etc. And that’s something I take very seriously.
TPS’s competitors, however, aren’t quite as thrilled.
Most notably, the deranged multiple personalities inside the head of blogger Bill Folks — who calls himself $ic Willie — sought to quickly trash TPS only hours after the new site went live.
“[TPS] underwent its second major redesign in six months over the weekend … although according to our founding editor ‘it still ain’t as purty as we are!’” Folks wrote on his FITSNews blog. “We agree.”
Aww… wooks wike poor wittle Willie is a wittle jealous.
Also, if you’re noticing a little pronoun confusion in that quote from Bill’s blog, that’s because he writes as if he is a group of girls — girls, I am “compelled to remind you,” exist entirely in his own mind. No, really.
I think a good way to help him resolve both his jealousy as well as his blogging schizophrenia would be to put all of his personalities in a motel like they did in the film “Identity” and let kill each other off one by one.
Maybe the one that survives won’t be an insufferable, attention-starved, little child. That’d be a win-win for all of us, but is unlikely.
“Aww… wooks wike poor wittle Willie is a wittle jealous.”
I don’t believe I’ve heard a more inane comment from anyone over the age of 8 in quite some time. Congratulations.
Fogel this is the greatest dam thing I’ve read in ages. “bill” Folks thinks his garbage is the word of God. Great to see someone knock his smut-peddlin arse off that bullshat pedestal. God bless ya for it!
Great job, site looks best in class, keep up the good work!
This is the funniest thing I have seen — or even thought about. Thanks.
Why bother mentioning it unless you’re just as childish as the person you’re accusing of being childish.
This is sandbox politics.
jealous? how about a comparison of page hits between your site and his. that’s probably a story we won’t see on the scoop.
Adam…If you feel compelled to attack ‘Bill’ Folks and his nonexistant fits girls you really need to get a little more creative. Also you may need to grow thicker skin.
“Sandbox Politics” about sums it up. Great quote. Still interesting banter, though.
For the record, we sent you kudos on the site, not that we have a competitor unless from time to time you get an ad we don’t get
No and seriously it looks great! We did notice you link to a site that constantly rips you but not one that compliments and posts your work… Hmmm
~Jealous