RE: Maria Belen Chapur

Mark Sanford’s Latina Lover Press Conference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qAtZ9N6FiY&feature=related

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Sanford decided to accompany his state’s Brazil trade delegation for some dove hunting in Argentina’s countryside. He then parlayed that into a trip to Buenos Aires, making sure he would have plenty of free time there. His itinerary for June 27, 2008 stated that he would do “self-guided sightseeing”. That turned out to be a euphemism for spending the day with his girlfriend.

Sir, what kind of “self-guided sightseeing” did you plan on doing? …uh uh uh well, I planned to see her tan lines,I love to see the curves of her hips, the erotic beauty of her holding herself (or two magnificent parts of herself) in the faded glow of night’s light.

Sir, that’s interesting, what does that have to do with sightseeing? uh uh uh …but hey, that would be going into the sexual details we spoke of at the steakhouse at dinner — and unlike you I would never do that!

Sir, how in the world did this lightening strike sneak up on you? uh uh uh …she tantalized me with sexual details over the years! uh uh uh …wait let me finish… and I hope this will last till death…

Sir, what about the Trade Mission? Why didn’t you do the Trade Mission? uh uh uh well my head, my heart cries out for her, her voice, her body, the touch of her lips, the touch of her finger tips and an even deeper connection to her soul …uh uh uh …you know, this kinda thing happens when you have two pathetic figures missing each other far too much living a few thousand miles apart!

Sir, this all sounds complicated, let’s get back to the trade mission, what about the trade mission? oh oh oh …she is glorious and I hope you really understand that ….she is special and unique and fabulous in a whole host of ways that are worth a much longer conversation, but I’ve been having a few email problems as I am getting email through an aircard at the farm, where access to computer world is more than tough, it’s tough with that aircard at the farm in Beaufort.

Aircard? Sir …Sir …lets focus on the trade mission? uh uh uh …wait …let me finish …As I mentioned in our last visit, while I did not need love fifteen years ago — as the battle scars of life and aging and politics have worn on me this has become a real need of mine.

Sir, you did not need love fifteen years ago? WOW!, how did you do that? uh uh uh well …I’m really not sure, but this has become a real need of mine now …I need it now! I really need it now!

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“Things were calming down for Gov. Mark Sanford early last week. There were only a smattering of opportunistic calls for his resignation. Argentinian tan lines and “hiking trips” were heading off the front page.”

“Then, in an apparent attempt to really come clean and put this whole mess behind him, Sanford gave another rambling, wounded-heart interview, professing his love for his mistress while promising to try to warm up to the old ball and chain.”

“Contradicting his remarks from the earlier press conference, Sanford said he’d “crossed the line” with a handful of other women before meeting Argentinian Maria Belen Chapur, whom he tearfully called his soulmate.”

“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair,” he said. “It’s a love story … a forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”

Sanfraud has “promised to repay the state more than $8,000 for that leg of the trip.” of the so-called “South American trade mission.”

“A Statehouse rally to call for his resignation is planned for Thurs., July 9.”

Sanfraud “offered a different tune when responding to other politicians’ sex scandals, even after he was privately “crossing the line” with other women.”

In 1998, regarding the Clinton scandal, Sanfraud said: “I don’t know how that could be good for anybody,” he told The Post and Courier. “I don’t think it’s good to have anyone who’s wounded in that high an office.”

“You would set in place an awfully cancerous growth if you let people out there think, ‘I know the president lies so I can too,’” Sanford told the Associated Press.

Sanfraud further said: “The issue of lying is probably the biggest harm, if you will, to the system of Democratic government, representative government, because it undermines trust,” he said. “And if you undermine trust in our system, you undermine everything.”

“What these guys start thinking is they’re above the law. You saw it with the president,” Sanfraud said.

http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/charleston/sanford-scandal-week-two/Content?oid=1235539

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Sanford will be splitting his time between Columbia and his family home on Sullivan’s Island, according to the schedule.

How are you really ever going to know where the heck the Lovenator is? Really?

Sir, what is your schedule again? uh uh uh …well ….uh uh uh …I’m splitting my time …uh uh uh …

Sir, where are you going to be? uh uh uh ….I’m splitting my time …uh uh uh …

Sir, what does that mean? uh uh uh …you mean the splitting part …oh oh oh …I see what your asking …uh uh uh …well, what that really means is that you are really never going to know where I am …hahahahaheheheheheh …catch me if you can, you fools.

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Sanfraud, who has repeatedly maintained that he won’t resign, said he “fully appreciates” the party’s position and he “intends to work diligently to earn back its trust.”

I, uh uh uh, appreciate uh uh uh …wait …I uh uh uh …fully appreciate …I fully appreciate the party’s position and uh uh uh …I intend to earn … uh uh uh …your trust …yep, that’s it …your trust. Trust me.

Wait ….let me finish … I going to spend the next …uh uh uh …eighteen months trying to get you to trust me.

Sir? uh Sir? How are you going to get people to trust you? uh uh uh …wait …let me finish …I’m going to stop talking …uh uh uh …that’s it, I’m just going to stop talking …uh uh uh …because if I stop talking then you should trust me …uh uh uh …where is my Delta SkyMiles statement?, I know I have some frequent flyer miles left, I know I do …uh uh uh …I …I …can’t keep my soulmate waiting too long. Ya’ll take care, ya here!

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