COMEDIAN POPS UNFAITHFUL GOVERNOR FOR SECOND STRAIGHT NIGHT

Late night talk show host David Letterman made Mark Sanford the subject of his “Top Ten” list for the second night in a row Thursday.

This time, Letterman made a somewhat humorous list of the governor’s excuses for leaving South Carolina for nearly six days to visit his mistress in Argentina.

WATCH THE CLIP HERE

Here’s the list:

10. Did I say hiking? I meant cheating.
9. Had to do something after devastating news about Jon & Kate.
8. I learned everything I know from Governor Spitzer.
7. Let’s talk about more important issues like the Nestle Tollhouse Cookie Recall.
6. I learned everything I know from Governor McGreevey.
5. It’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s fault.
4. If you met my wife, you would be fleeing the country too. Am I right, fellas?
3. Putting together my audition tape for “The Amazing Race.”
2. If you run a state and decide to leave the country for a week, since when do you have to tell someone?
1. It wasn’t me, it was my hilarious alter ego Bruno.

Obviously, number four is a bit unnecessary and the rest might offer a mild chuckle at best, but Letterman was never really that funny anyway.

You can view Wednesday night’s “Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sanford” by clicking here.