SHUSTER: THIS REPRESENTS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH PAGEANTS

An ultra-liberal commentator at MSNBC was quite upset Tuesday when he learned that embattled beauty queen Carrie Prejean would be keeping her title as Miss California.

“Can I vomit right now? I mean, literally. Can I vomit?” Shuster said when the decision was announced. “Doesn’t this represent everything that is wrong with the superficial nature of these pageants? I mean, she talked about how women can make a difference in the world. She lied. She avoided taking personal responsibility.”

Prejean came under fire for her answer to a question at the Miss USA pageant last month.

When asked by blogger Perez Hilton about gay marriage, Prejean said, “I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

Since then, semi-nude modeling photos of the Miss USA runner-up have also surfaced.

And when pageant owner Donald Trump said Tuesday he had decided to allow Prejean to keep her crown, Shuster expressed a wave of “vomitous” outrage for all his leftist brethren.

But I’m still not really sure what Shuster’s deal is here. Because Carrie Prejean has made me want to do a lot of things… but none of them involve vomiting.

I guess Shuster needs to just throw up, man up, or shut up already.

Of course, this is the same guy who got called out by Joe Scarborough for being a puppet of MSNBC’s leftist ownership. So don’t expect it anytime soon.

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UPDATE: The pretentious ex-wife of Blink182 drummer Travis Barker — that guy who sued everyone he could after a plane wreck in Columbia last year — has quit the Miss USA pageant. Peace out.