By Adam Fogle | February 23rd, 2009 | 6 comments

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I DID THREE THINGS THIS WEEKEND I SWORE I WOULD NEVER DO

This weekend was pretty significant in my life, which means it was important for you as well. It was significant because I did three things I never thought I would do… ever.

First, I bought a brand new MacBook. Yes, I now own a Macintosh.

And the first few hours with it were awesome, until it crashed on me this morning and I had to return it for a new one. So after wasting the entire day updating my second new MacBook in as many days, I’m battling my preconceived notions about Apple products that I worked so hard to bury. I’ll let you know how it works out.

The second thing I did this weekend that I swore I would never do was put that hideous new license tag on my car. I know I could have gotten one of the hundreds of alternatives, but all the time I’m going to have to waste repairing my MacBook means I am short time to waste in line at the DMV.

And the last unexpected thing I did this weekend was read the Diary of a Mad Gay Dude, someone who goes by the pseudonym Waldo Lydecker. He apparently fancies himself as some kind of homosexual rights crusader and I totally wish him the best in that. The irony, though, is that he seeks “tolerance” by making fun of other groups — most notably, “my people,” a la calling me “Hoveround.” For his sake, I hope the rest of the “gay community” realizes that morons like this set their cause back a few hundred years.


6 Responses to “Not in a million years”

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    Look, I understand and feel your pain and “humiliation”. I too swore I would never own a Mac. I now swear I will never own anything other than a Mac!

    You will find the the feeling of not worrying about the latest virus attack liberating. I know I have, after my last 2 PC’s were brought town by malware.

    Enjoy.

    SJR
    The Pink Flamingo

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    Posted by C on 02/24/09 at 7:01 am

    Adam,

    You do a good job and I appreciate your efforts. Thanks, and good luck with that Mac thing.

    C

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    Posted by D on 02/27/09 at 9:02 am

    That Waldo idiot doesn’t even live in South Carolina. He’s been posting from Asheville, NC for the last six months.

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    I suppose that is an interesting way to think about it. I never supposed supposed I would see you say this, however, after all your other posts about iPhones.

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