VOLUNTEERS POISED TO DOMINATE SEC WITH NEW COACH’S HOT WIFE

I would like to send my sincere apologies to the rest of the Gamecock Football Nation for posting this, but South Carolina is in serious trouble after conference rival Tennessee unveiled a diabolical recruiting tool in new head coach Lane Kiffin’s smoking hot wife Layla.

According to the Facebook group “Our Coach’s Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach’s Wife“:

It’s time we all rally around Lane Kiffin in the only way we possibly can before the next season begins. By pointing out that his wife is hotter than your coach’s wife. Clearly this will ultimately translate to SEC Championships on the field.

Talk about an upgrade… just look at the photos below. And don’t forget the banner pic above from the other day. She is reportedly five months pregnant but tell me if you see it, because I sure as hell don’t. That’s absolutely amazing.

I’m sorry, but former-Tennessee coach Phillip Fulmer’s wife just doesn’t stack up.

In all fairness, Mrs. Fulmer is probably about 20 years older, but if the new coach’s wife isn’t enough to fire up the 5-7 Volunteers next season, then nothing will.

It should also give USC Board of Trustees a new reason to act upon my recommendation that head coach Steve Spurrier be fired.

Which perhaps explains why Spurrier is already feuding with Kiffin over the departure of former recruiting coordinator David Reaves for Tennessee as well as claims of rules violations. I think somebody other than me is jealous that Mrs. Kiffin is in Knoxville and not Columbia.

(Photos: San Francisco Chronicle)