THE FUTURE UNDER PRESIDENT OBAMA ALREADY LOOKS BLEAK… AND HE HASN’T EVEN BEEN ELECTED

I’m not sure how this got leaked, but somebody from the future has released a copy of a “911 Newscast” from Feb. 22, 2009 and it doesn’t look good. Apparently, in the future, Democrat Barack “the Wealth Redistributor” Obama is president and he has appointed terrorist Bill Ayers his secretary of Homeland Security.

“Ayers, who bombed the Pentagon, and after 9/11 said he wished he could have done more, in a statement released today, said, ‘Now I can,’” the newscast said. But it gets worse.

President Obama’s close friend, mentor and pastor of 20 years, Jeremiah Wright, accepted the appointment to oversee the president’s Faith Based Initiative program with the condition he would quit calling for God to damn America in public.

Obama made good on his long-held campaign promise dating back to 1996, when he told the “Independent voters of Illinois” he would outlaw all handguns. Reiterating his words on the campaign trail, Obama told gun owners to “quit being bitter and clinging to the Second Amendment of the Constitution.”

President Obama followed through on his campaign promise to sign the “Freedom of Choice Act” as his first act in office. (VIDEO FROM PLANNED PARENTHOOD SPEECH MAKING PROMISE.) This effectively wipes out every pro-life law from parental notice to every ban on partial-birth abortion in all 50 states.

* NICKIE NAEVE, 14 year old: “Now that Obama’s president, I can get an abortion and mom or dad will never ever know!”
* SANDY SLAUGHTER from KTAI (Kill Them All International): “You just worked 36 years for nothing! When Obama won we won! Ha!”

The only thing left of the abortion agenda not yet accomplished is the forced abortion policy of China.

It’s been said the ACORN doesn’t fall far from the tree, and with a message of gratitude for all their hard work in the elections, President Obama increased federal funding in his budget for the group best known for voting fraud. Senators were warned by ACORN if they voted against their increase in taxpayer funds, they would suffer an enormous backlash from deceased voters in their districts.

Ba-dum-ping!

The newscast goes on to cover stories about Michelle Obama reading stories to children about Weather Underground, former CEO of Fannie Mae, Franklin Raines, becoming Treasury secretary and a video from Osama bin Laden saying, “I am looking forward to meeting with President Barack Obama without preconditions to negotiate our demands of ’submit or die.’”

Of course, this gag video is a bit hyperbolic, but I don’t think it’s too far off what we can expect. Socialism, weak national security and a string of really bad decisions from the most liberal serious presidential contender in American history.

With a week left in the election though, there’s still time to prevent this from happening.