Let me add a couple to your list:

- If your political career was launched by a still-unrepentant domestic terrorist – with whom you served and who accepted gifts from the North Vietnamese – you’re a “uniter” with a new tone.
- If you’re a moderate Republican senator who just nomiated a conservative to be your VP, you’re a divider.

- If your voting record is documented to be to the left of Socialist Bernie Sanders, you’re a centrist.
- If you’ve spent the last 8 years poking your finger in the eye of your own party to cross the aisle and strike controversial deals with the opponents, you’re waaayy to the right.

- If you say you’ve visited “all 57 states” and say “you’ll ask the Joint Chiefs about getting out of Iraq” (when they have nothing to do with it), you’re intelligent.
- If you say the economy is still on solid ground – with 3.3% GDP growth in the last quarter, lowering consumer prices and oil prices by the barrel falling – well, you’re dumb.

- When your VP candidate at a speech tells someone paralyzed to “stand up, Chuck” he’s sophisticated.
- When your VP candidate tells her church to pray for the Soldiers, she’s trying to
start a holy war.

- When your wife says she’s never been proud of her country until you ran for president, she’s nuanced.
- When your VP says she’s always been proud of her country, she’s a flag-waving jingoist.

- When your VP says Americans should support higher taxes, that’s being patriotic.
- When you say that Washington should spend the plenty of money they already have more wisely, that’s being selfish.

- If you’ve spent all of 143 days in national office before announcing a run at the presidency and never been in charge of anyone, you’re an experienced executive.
- If you’ve spent over 7 years as an executive as a mayor and state governor, responsible for employees and the state’s military, you’re woefully inexperienced.

And so it goes….we can all play this game.

Just a pipe that directly pumps from the RNC to this website, with some additional side valves for RQ&A clients.

If you wish to maintain credibility please respond to each of these separate points SPECIFICALLY:

• If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”
• Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

• If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
• Name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.

• Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
• Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

• If you spend 3 years as a community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with
over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
• If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.

• If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.
• If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.

• If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
• If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.

• If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America ’s.
• If you’re husband is nicknamed “First Dude”, with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

These are all active talking points of your blog and the RNC, please confirm/deny.

Didn’t they teach you about “hyperbole” up there at Harvard? Additionally, I thought you Northeastern liberals were against violence, especially punching someone in their “fat moon of a face” to resolve a conflict?

- A.F.

You need to worry and wonder.

The IRS is a terrorist organization? If these are the comparisons we’re going to throw around, then you’re a facist, Hitler sympathizing jackass!

Additionally, you have a throughly punchable, fat moon of a face.