NEWSPAPER PROMISES TO RELEASE POLL INFO OVER WEEKEND

I know this may cause a mass hysteria similar to Beatlemania or the last Harry Potter book, but I’m willing to risk it. You better brace yourselves because The State is planning to — get this — release EXCLUSIVE poll numbers about what southern voters are thinking.

Check it out:

Coming Thursday night on thestate.com:

Results from the latest Winthrop/ETV Poll of likely voters in Southern states. Find out:

# what 80 percent of Clinton supporters had to say about how they’ll be spending Election Day;
# if a Southern VP pick is going to impact their vote;
# which candidate they think feels their pain more; and
# if Obama’s level of experience or McCain’s age are issues that loom large in the minds of these likely Southern voters.

And coming Sunday:

More poll results exclusive to The State media and McClatchy newspapers, on respondents’ views on the economy.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I don’t how I’m going to be able to sleep until these numbers are published. I’ve gotta have those numbers. Can’t it be Thursday night already?

Maybe I’ll set up a tent and camp out in front of The State newspaper office so I can be the first one to get my hands on the data.