McCain- don’t compromise

And I really hope celebrity endorsements don’t matter because I think everyone hollywood star has a barrack and roll shirt.

I look forward to the day that Obama says that celebrity endorsements don’t matter.

The reality is that people do listen to celebrities and join into trends. You all know this so why do you act like celebrity endorsements don’t matter? A celeb goes to one church and the next day they have thousands of more members. Or Justin Timberlake wears a trucker hat and the next day everyone is wearing one.

Heidi and Spencer endorse McCain and the next day I gave 500 dollars to McCain. Sometimes it just takes a hot blonde for me to see the political truth.

I’d love to hear from a seasoned pro like yourself how the endorsement of a John Rich carries more weight than that of a Scarlett Johansson or a Jessica Biel. In fact, maybe you could explain who gives a shit about celebrity endorsements in the first place. And try to approach the question as if your man doesn’t need all the help he can get to secure a conservative base.

I’d also like to know why you hate country music so much as to support Big & Rich. Maybe you’re too young to remember when country music didn’t suck.

Your mastery of the written word has me puzzled; exactly who is using Rosie O’Donnell and Susan Sarandon has their bellwether for male straightness here? I’m pretty sure you were just trying to remind your conservative readers that some of Hollywood’s most evil liberals are in step with Barack Obama.

And I’m honored that you would take time from your busy day to watch a video of mine, but I’m amazed such a thinly-veiled accusation from someone with the maturity of a 13-year-old could draw you out of your chair (not literally, of course) while you continue to ignore valid criticism of your bigoted social views, blind faith in your POTUS candidate and your incredible panache for posting irresponsible and ill-informed information here.

There are some pretty smart readers who leave comments. You should play with them. You can block my comments if it makes you feel better, I’d just like to see you respond to some of the valid critiques.

And now in the spirit of Jesus Christ, who wanted us to love everyone no matter how douchey they act on their blog, I will click your Google ads.

Love,

- M.S.

First, I never said I would take John Rich over Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel. In terms of endorsements or music I would still take Rich, in terms of pretty much everything else, one of the latter two.

Second, I have trouble taking anyone seriously whose bellwether for male straightness is Rosie O’Donnell and Susan Sarandon.

Third, I’m not the one on video screaming like a little girl over a baby bat, so you should probably keep the not-so-veiled accusations that I’m gay to yourself, sister.

Thanks for playing,

- A.F.

That figures.

No wonder you’re so concerned about more gays in South Carolina. You can’t stand the competition.