KIRSTIE ALLEY JOINS CAST, DEMI MOORE REPORTEDLY NEXT

I’m not sure what the hell is going on with the movie Nailed, which began filming in Columbia last month, because one week they are shut down for a lack of money, and the next they are bringing in new cast members.

A few days ago I discovered that Kirstie Alley was in the movie. I have since learned that she will be playing a veterinarian and eating taking care of animals.

I guess that makes sense since the job of a vet is to take care of animals. But what doesn’t make sense is how that role has anything whatsoever to do with a movie about a Congressman.

Maybe they just felt bad that she hasn’t had any real work since Ronald Reagan was president.

As if that wasn’t enough, umm, “star power,” I’ve now heard from a “super-secret source” that Demi Moore may be brought into the film as well. I have no idea what she would be doing, but it’s probably got something to do with plastic surgery.

Regardless, this has got to be the most eclectic cast ever assembled. There’s the dude from Brokeback Mountain, Pee Wee Herman, Brian Fellows, and now GI Jane and the man-eating Scientologist/former Jenny Craig spokesman.

I can’t wait to see who’s next… Gellieman maybe?