ANN COULTER HOLDS BOOK SIGNING IN FURMAN BATHROOM
There are few people in this world more annoying and unnecessarily divisive than loud-mouth Ann Coulter. Everything she has ever done has made me want to smash my television.
In fact, I think she has single-handedly done more to hurt the conservative movement than any single liberal EVER.
To call her a “turd” would be way too fitting. So fitting in fact, that when she came to Furman University Thursday to sign the latest garbage she’s peddling as a “book,” they stuck her in the bathroom. Literally.
The Greenville News‘ Heidi Heilbrunn snapped the above photo — which should definitely win some kind of award for it’s flawless metaphorical value — and Not Very Bright dug it up. Kudos to both of them.
I just wish somebody had flushed her down the toilet or at least given her a swirlie.
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She is a breath of fresh air.
Broadens your outlook on current events, political bantering and the envroment
Funny stuff. Certainly where she belongs … but I think that’s a dressing room.
Actually, it’s the green room and there happened to be a sink in there.
Fresh air? Try rancid and fetid, they are much better modifiers! BTW, I would pay big bucks to give her a “Swirlie”. or even just to watch.
As a Furman alum, I am pretty sure that is a dressing room in Furman’s McAlister Auditorium, not a bathroom.
Was she using the pages of her book as TP or looking around in the bowls for information for her next book?
So why would they put someone in a dressing room to sign autographs?
That is absolutely FUNNY!
Here’s what the picture says:
(1) Ann Coulter is attractive, intelligent, and conservative…and has a huge national following
(2) You still have your panties in a wad that she’s not falling head-over-heels for your former client, John McCain
I think the writer is still upset about Coulter’s rematks about John Edwards. Keep writing like this and you’ll be cleaning up the gator droppins on the fairways on HHI
Ann Coulter is the Conserative answer to liberal idiot Al Franken, open their mouths and out pours garbage.
Ann Coulter’s a piece of sh**, and those who defend her are sh** too.
what the hell is a swirlie???
Now that’s a handsome man!
Hey, congrats on the Wonkette pick-up! Ya done good.
http://wonkette.com/381700/ann-coulter-signs-books-while-lady+pooping
BTW Be sure to flaunt your recognition in a new post…FITS will be green with envy that another SC blog is getting some national props…
Initially, I thougt that this was a conservative blog; however, I now see that the palmetto scoop is written by a liberal “TURD.”
The “palmetto scoop”- now I know where you got the name. Scoop must be short for pooper scooper. You are full of …..
I like Coulter and hate that I missed hearing her speak.
The only thing funnier than this photo are the people on here who profess their admiration for Ann Coulter. You people make up a true lunatic fringe. Anyone who actually likes this woman needs to have his head examined. The “breath of fresh air” comment above is the funniest - she is a toxic cloud of noxious fumes, tuned out by anyone who can rub more than two brain cells together. Her next book signing will be coming to a Greyhound terminal near you - get your place in line now!
Coulter is void of accuracy, void of constructive critical thought and void of decency. Those who find her of value to our political process are in turn, diminishing the system.
Coulter blindly cheerleads Republicans to the detriment of us all and if you blindly follow her, your credibility is zero. Words matter.
I’ve been in many public toilets that could stand a breath of fresh air. What is the deal with conservatives and toilets? Geez–do your business and get the hell out. I don’t follow Coulter around, so I don’t know what she smells like, so she may indeed be a breath of fresh air, but I’ve noticed among my friends who work in slaughterhouses and sewage treatment plants that people become completely unconscious of the smell after a while. Those of us who actually breathe fresh air most of the time find Coulter to be fetid and rank.