NEW FOOTAGE EXPLAINS A LOT

I’ve always wondered what Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton does late at night when her husband Bill is off doing his “thing,” and now I finally know.

The Fox News Channel’s Fox & Friends, which Stephen Colbert called “a Disney movie about the news,” had footage this morning of Hillary showing her human side when she knocked back a few shots and chased them with a beer over the weekend. Almost as good as the video of her tying a few on was the commentary by the FNC anchors.

According to them, the former first lady enjoys a Blue Moon with an orange wedge and that she’s “no stranger to late night drinks.” The image of Rick Blaine hunched over a table in the wee hours of the morning trying to heal the hurt of a broken heart with a bottle of liquor immediately comes to mind.

But to think this footage was leaked by accident would bee foolish. Hillary Clinton’s campaign never does anything by accident — everything is methodically calculated.

And in this case, I’m pretty sure she is playing to the “bitter” folks in America, and that includes South Carolina’s Democrats. Shots of Hillary out drinking show that, unlike rival Barack Obama, the only thing she’ll be calling bitter is her beer.