By Adam Fogle | January 26th, 2008 | 2 comments

South Carolina GOP Chairman Katon Dawson, who is notorious for releasing quick statements that instantly incapacitate the opposition party, was able to take down all three Democratic presidential candidates in only two sentences following Saturday’s primary.

“It was no surprise to see Democrat primary voters in South Carolina today settle for Illinois Senator Barack Obama. Although Senator Obama is one of history’s most inexperienced presidential candidates, his opponent Senator Hillary Clinton abandoned her liberal candidacy here because our voters have never backed a Clinton – and John Edwards was too out of touch and too negative to defend his 2004 win on his own home turf.

“Tonight, I am more confident than ever our Party’s nominee for president will be overwhelmingly supported in South Carolina no matter who wins over the liberal Democrat primary base.”

BAM! POW! ZAP! BANG! SPLATT! He’s like Batman. Only the kick arse Christian Bale Batman, not the lame Val Kilmer Batman.

And I’m glad to see he’s still in fine form. All those crunches are really paying off, Mr. Chairman.


2 Responses to “Katon Dawson is Batman”

  1. 1.
    Posted by yahoo on 01/27/08 at 4:41 pm

    I noticed you turned off the comments on the Katon Dawson post. That was a wise thing to do.

    Katon Dawson and Mark Sanford are great at grabbing media and making noise, but as the turnout numbers show, the SC GOP had better be careful as under the leadership of Dawson and Sanford our party has become the party of big goverment, big spending, special interst groups that love money more than people.

    Katon’s love of the camera, and Sanford inability to provide effective leadership has proved just what the Dem’s doctor has ordered.

  2. 2.

    WTF? Is Dawson letting some 14-year-old Young Republican write his talking points?

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