It’s been a while since I’ve had an opportunity to write about the beautiful but brainless (maybe) Lauren Caitlin Upton, a.k.a. Miss Teen S.C. So when I heard that she came in second in the Yale Book of Quotations’ 2007 list of most memorable quotes, I was at first excited because she worked really hard for this. But then I was mad that she lost out to that tool bag who screamed “Don’t tase me, bro.”

Anyway, here — once again — is the gem that won her the number two spot:

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

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