By Adam Fogle | December 19th, 2007 | 15 comments

The only thing the communist morons at PETA have ever inspired me to do is want to eat more meat. So when I read that they once again plan to “urge shoppers to boycott eggs from hens raised by trappist monks in South Carolina,” I first laughed, and then I Googled their location so I could go buy eggs from them.

Unfortunately, the store is located in Moncks Corner (1098 Mepkin Abbey Rd), so I probably won’t make it there anytime soon.  However they do have an online store.

A spokesman for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals renewed the group’s criticism of the monks’ farming practices at their abbey near Moncks Corner.

Abbey spokeswoman Mary Jeffcoat declined comment.

PETA says the chickens are abused because they are crammed into small cages. The group also claims the abbey’s suppliers abuse the birds. [AP]

Seriously… who the hell boycotts monks? Monks?!?! Is this some kind of joke? They’re freaking monks!

I don’t really know much about monks, but I know they can’t have sex and they basically live in solitary confinement. Pretty much the only things they can do are transcribe ancient texts, chant, pray, and sell eggs.  What kind of jerk would want take away their only source of enjoyment in life?


15 Responses to “This is why I hate PETA”

  1. 1.

    Thanks for supporting one of South Carolina’s only cloistered religious communities… if you like their eggs, support their Mother Monastery in Kentucky as well…. they sell awesome chocolates and fudge!!!

  2. 2.

    Piggly Wiggly locations in Charleston usually carry their eggs.

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    Posted by j clark on 12/20/07 at 12:26 pm

    I hate PETA and everything this pack of hippie losers stands for. I suggest those who feel this group stay the hell out of the monks way spend a few bucks at the monastary store for Christmas. Im in Cincinnati and am placing my orders this afternoon.

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    Posted by Hyprocracy on 01/5/08 at 1:10 pm

    PETA should be investigated. They ae a group of opportunists. Some one shoudl examine their books. How is the money collected being spent? I hope someone will begin an investigation. As PETA investigates others, PETA should be investigated. If they have nothing to hide should should not avoid the investigation.

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    Posted by PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON on 11/30/08 at 12:30 pm

    Hey a chicken is more intellegent then these PETA idiots i mean PETA THEY HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO BRAINS

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    Posted by PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON on 12/8/08 at 3:47 pm

    PETA are a bunch of stupid hippies who have not ever did anything but act like idiots they go to fast food places wearing stupid costumes or stark naked they hand out their putrid comics to kids they have even killed up to 95% of the animals they have adopted then the blabber about compassion in stupid tv ads PROVING THEIR STUPID

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    I don’t understand how they ALWAYs try to seek attention by dressing half naked?!
    PETA Commercials have sex with veggies? WTH!!!!!
    I EAT MEAT, so NOTHING not even a bullet to my head will stop me eating yummy food, that makes me happy.
    I admit killing whales(THIS GOES TO ASIANS :] ) is wrong, but me eating KFC is not wrong K!

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    Posted by pesto the psycopathic pigeon on 03/27/09 at 5:52 pm

    Now these PETA jerks are wanting fish to be renamed SEA KITTENS just how low are their IQs anyway? what it take to show PETA for the bunch of annoying stupid potheaded brainless hippy-freaks they are?

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    Posted by George on 03/28/09 at 7:56 pm

    Peta, I just saw something on animal planet showing the Houston SPCA go in and take a “hoarder’s” 3 cats and 2 dogs, all of which were in perfect health, their own vets said this, then probably one of them will live? These people come into your home armed and take your beloved pets, only to go and kill them, or if their lucky make a profit off of them, THIS CANT BE ALLOWED!! WTF!! Why aren’t we stopping these pieces of trash? We are the people we have the power to run our country if only we had the strength to speak out….

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    Posted by Just another Joe on 03/30/09 at 3:21 pm

    The following may be of some interest.

    “PETA Killed 95 Percent of Adoptable Pets in its Care During 2008″

    http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/release/258

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    Posted by PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON on 04/9/09 at 10:17 pm

    Screw these PETA wackos their the biggist bunch of idiots around I mean if you realy care for animals you will want to have absolutly nothing to do with PETA and its band of nit-wit granola munchers. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GRANOLA I DID ITS AWFUL

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    Posted by Madelyn on 08/14/09 at 7:13 pm

    I actually work for PETA, and there are reasons we ask people to boycott certain products. I don’t understand why if you choose to eat eggs (I’m vegan, so I don’t) you would decide to eat eggs from chickens that have suffered.

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    Posted by PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON on 09/7/09 at 12:37 am

    PETA is a rabid wolf posing as a warm cuddley puppy

  14. 14.
    Posted by PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON on 12/6/09 at 1:49 pm

    Madelyn All vegetarians should avoid PETA entirly

  15. 15.

    What’s wrong with steak petas?

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