It’s his first campaign ad of the 2008 GOP presidential primary, Mike Huckabee would like to send viewers an important policy message: his plan to secure America’s border calls for a hefty dose of Chuck Norris.

In the brand spanking new ad “Chuck Norris Approved,” Huckabee and Norris discuss “facts” about each other and “tell America how it’s going to be.”

The 60-second ad will air in the land of Chuck Norris, where the chief export in PAIN. Unfortunatly for Huckabee, there is no possible way he could top this ad — without Chuck Norris anyway — so sadly, it’s all downhill from here.