I have absolutely no idea who Allison Munn is, but apparently she’s famous and she’s from South Carolina. According to the results of my exhaustive — and probably incorrect — two minutes of research on Wikipedia, Munn hails from Columbia and went to AC Flora High School before graduating from the College of Charleston. She currently stars in the ABC show Carpoolers, which explains why I’ve never heard of her because watching 30 seconds of that show is about as enjoyable as a day-long root canal accompanied by the sweet sounds of a nails-on-a-chalkboard symphony.

Anyway, over the weekend she married actor Scott Holroyd (who himself is even less of a celebrity), also of Columbia, in front of 200 people at the French Huguenot Church in Charleston.

“We grew up together and this is where we’re both from,” says Munn of the wedding location. “So we wanted to treat all of our friends to a traditional Southern wedding.”

The ceremony was followed by a reception at the city’s historic Hibernian Hall, where guests were treated to Southern fare including fried green tomatoes, mashed potatoes, deviled eggs and crab soup.

“It’s all about the Southern vibe,” says Munn. [ULRICA WIHLBORG - People]

Aww, how down-home and quaint and stuff. Congratulations to the newlyweds and here’s to hoping that Mark Sanford  appoints Miss Teen S.C. to head SLED or accidentally sets the Christmas tree on fire at the Governor’s Carolighting or something so I don’t have to cover another crappy story like this anytime soon.