CHUCK NORRIS ENDORSES FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR
Former Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-Ark.) may have just gone from a dark horse candidate to the lone frontrunner with the announcement that Chuck Norris — who is known for slamming revolving doors, counting to infinity twice, and driving an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, among other things — is backing his bid to serve as the next president.
Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee. …
As with the other candidates, Huckabee has, and will continue to have, his hecklers: “He hasn’t raised enough money.” “He’ll never beat Hillary.” “Our society is too prejudice and paranoid to vote for a once Baptist minister.” “He’ll never out-race the top four Republican candidates.”
I was thinking about these types of comments the other day when I recalled another leader in ancient times that didn’t match up in the line up: King David. Seven men were poised and paraded for the position of king, but David was left in the field shepherding because he wasn’t “a frontrunner in the polls.” They overlooked the best because they were too busy judging by outward appearance. But God appointed David king.
It’s time to quit choosing our leaders based solely upon charisma or one strong suite, and move back to being a culture which esteems and elects its leaders because of character and qualifications. It’s substance, not pizzazz, we should want in a leader. Mike Huckabee is the real deal.
We’re big Huckabee fans, but we were really hoping this endorsement would go to Stephen Colbert. Unfortunately, it didn’t, and that means that every presidential candidate not named Huckabee will likely be out of the race within days or weeks.
Sam Brownback was smart. He knew what was coming and wanted no part of it.
As anyone who has ever watched Delta Force knows, with Chuck Norris on board, Huckabee will now be unstoppable. And by unstoppable, we mean they face the wrath of a man who is rumored to have played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won and who reportedly grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Yeah… good luck against that, Hillary.
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I agree. With such an unstoppable force behind him, neither Huckabee’s GOP opponents, the Democrats, or America’s enemies have a chance.
I think we need to call this race over and hope that he picks Colbert as his running mate, with Chuck as Chief of Staff.
America’s troubles will soon be over, but for America’s enemies, they’re just beginning.
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This is such a relief. Now imagine what we can do with all the time we don’t have to spend paying attention to politics!
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I must admit I have been impressed with the comments that Huckabee has made. he is one of the more affable Republican candidates.
Some people suggest that he does not have a chance. I believe the race is still anyone’s to win.
Conservatives dont want a Liberal woman in office.
http://www.hotconflict.com/blog/2007/10/right-wing-cons.html
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Ummmm…..who’s ‘Chuck Norris’?
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If huckabee wants to win he should try raising money.
It’s worth noting that when he’s not playing his tough guy role in the movies and on TV, Chuck Norris is a hardcore religious nutcase who is pushing for teaching creationism and declaring war against those evil atheists. Check out his own regular column at Worldnet Daily (known to many as “Worldnut Daily”) and see for yourself!
http://wnd.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274
If Chuck Norris declares war on atheists…then they better move out of this universe.
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Haha … Chuck is the Best