South Carolina’s socially conservative Democrats can rest easy. Hillary Clinton is NOT a lesbian.

The presidential hopeful was asked in an interview with the gay magazine The Advocate “How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you’re a lesbian?”

Said Clinton, “People say a lot of things about me, so I really don’t pay any attention to it. It’s not true, but it is something that I have no control over. People will say what they want to say.”

A recent book by Edward Klein, The Truth About Hillary, made several claims that the former first lady was a lesbian.

There are about a million jokes we could/would/should crack here, but we’ll tread lightly…